Ed Harrison at Credit
Writedowns, adding fuel to the outrage upon the
announcement that "Doctor" Alan Greenspan will address the
Annual Market Dinner of the Boston Securities Analyst Society, reminded the sans-culottes
of an earlier pathetic effort:
(THEN)
NEW YORK FEDERAL RESERVE PRESIDENT TIMOTHY GEITHNER TO (RETIRING) FEDERAL
RESERVE CHAIRMAN ALAN GREENSPAN, FOMC MEETING, JANUARY 31, 2006:
"I'd
like the record to show that I think you're pretty terrific, too. And thinking
in terms of probabilities, I think the risk that we decide in the future that
you're even better than we think is higher than the alternative."
Ed's reminder inspired a search of "terrific" through a bag of
quotes. Coming up empty, a search for "great" was fruitful. Following
are the first few "great" quotes that showed up. They have not been
vetted for accuracy. More to the purpose: for lack of accuracy. That the
majority have proved to be so wrong (since they were saved at the time in
anticipation) shows what a bunch of dopes is in charge. This may lift spirits
of some who have been dismayed by the efforts of has-been institutions and the
media to cleanse history. They won't be forgotten:
SECRETARY
OF THE TREASURY TIMOTHY GEITHNER, ON MEET THE PRESS, JULY 11, 2011:
SEC'Y
GEITHNER: "The American economy was falling off the cliff in the
fall of '08 and the first months of [Obama's] administration. And he put
in place the most creative, the most forceful set of economic measures we have
ever done as a country. And because of that, we've prevented a second Great
Depression and the economy has now been growing for more than a year and a
half, more than two million jobs in the private sector since job creation
started again. Faster job creation than the last two recoveries."
YAHOO'S DAILY TICKER, May 11, 2011:
AARON TASK: "What are your thoughts about the fact that Alan
Greenspan is considered one of Ayn Rand's greatest protégés?
Dr, YARON TASK, Ayn Rand Institute: "I think Alan Greenspan
is responsible for this crisis by holding interest rates after 9/11, for 2-12
years, below the rate of inflation: He encouraged the debt boom, the credit
boom, that occurred that we're really suffering from today."
LARRY KUDLOW, THE KUDLOW REPORT, (2008):
"It's the American economic boom. The greatest story
never told."
MICKEY
MISERA, HEAD OF EQUITY CAPITAL MARKETS, FIRST UNION BANK, SPEAKING TO SMART
MONEY, 2000:
"Most
[banks] would say, 'Our analysts are here just to do great research and
follow companies,' but that's not reality. They have a lot more responsibilities
- and investment banking is becoming more essential."
FEDERAL
RESERVE CHAIRMAN BEN S. BERNANKE, JUNE 12, 2006:
"To an important degree, banks can be more active in
their management of credit risks and other portfolio risks because of the increased
availability of financial instruments and activities such as loan syndications,
loan trading, credit derivatives, and securitization. From the perspective of
bank management and stockholders, the availability of advanced methods for
managing interest rate risk leads to a more favorable risk-return tradeoff. For
supervisors, the benefit is a greater resilience of the banking system
in the face of a risk that figured prominently in some past episodes of banking
problems."
YALE ECONOMIST ROBERT SCHILLER (IRRATIONAL EXUBERANCE, THE
CASE-SCHILLER HOME PRICE INDEX), INTERVIEWED BY KATHLEEN HAYS, BLOOMBERG TV,
JANUARY 31, 2008:
"I
think we are [sic] thankful that we have Ben Bernanke who is a great
expert on the Great Depression at the helm. Uh, and I think he won't
make the mistakes that the Fed made the last time around and so we're not going
to have, I'm optimistic, anything as severe as the last episode."
The
last episode, being, the Great Depression.
-FROM
A CONVERSATION BETWEEN ARTHUR LAFFER AND PETER SCHIFF, CNBC, AUGUST 28, 2006:
SCHIFF:
"The basic problem with the U.S. economy is we have too much consumption
and borrowing and not enough production and savings and what's going to happen
is the American consumer is basically going to stop consuming and start
rebuilding his savings especially when he sees his home equity evaporate and
when you have the economy 70% consumption [sic], you can't address those
imbalances without a recession...."
LAFFER:
"What [Schiff's] saying is that savings is way down in this country but
wealth has increased dramatically. The United States economy has never been in
better shape. Monetary policy is spectacular.... I think Peter is just totally
off base. I just don't know where he's getting his stuff."
SCHIFF:
"It's not wealth that's increased in the past few years. We haven't
increased our productive capacity. All that's increased is the paper values of
our stocks and real estate, but that's not real wealth."
LAFFER:
"Of course it is."
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SCHIFF:
"Art, why do a husband and a wife both have to work to provide enough
income to support a family?"
LAFFER:
"Because they love their jobs at low tax rates....
SCHIFF:
"No, they don't love their jobs; most women with children aren't working
because they love their jobs. They're working because they need the
income..."
LAFFER:
"With lower tax rates, it makes it much more valuable to work. At lower
interest rates, you can buy more [stuff] - it's great!"
SENATE
BANKING COMMITTEE, FEBRUARY 24, 2004. SENATOR CHRISTOPHER DODD, ADDRESSING
FEDERAL RESERVE CHAIRMAN ALAN GREENSPAN:
"I, just briefly will say, Mr. Chairman,
obviously, like most of us here, this is one of the great success stories of
all time. And we don't want to lose sight of that and [what] has been pointed
out by all of our witnesses here, obviously, the 70% of Americans who own their
own homes today, in no small measure, due because of the work that's been done
here. And that shouldn't be lost in this debate and discussion. . . ."
GLENN HUBBARD, DEAN OF COLUMBIA
BUSINESS SCHOOL AND ECONOMIC ADVISER TO PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE MITT ROMNEY, ON FACE THE NATION, AUGUST 21, 2005:
"I
think we do have a great deal of froth in housing markets. There's no
doubt about it. I don't think we're likely to see a large nominal price
collapse, that is largely falling house prices, but I think we'll see much
slower rates of growth in house prices after 2005."
WACHOVIA
BANK CEO KEN THOMPSON, IN 2006, TELLING CNBC WHY WACHOVIA'S $25.5 BILLION
PURCHASE OF GOLDEN WEST (AND OF GOLDEN WEST'S $122 BILLION PORTFOLIO OF OPTION
ARM'S) WAS A SLAM DUNK:
"The
mortgage market is going to be a great market in this country for a long
time. We've got population growth. We've got people who are always going to
want to live in homes that they own. It's going to be a great
market."
SECRETARY
OF THE TREASURY TIMOTHY GEITHNER, APRIL 13, 2010:
"America is close to turning the page on this economic
crisis.... [w]e have now reported three quarters of positive growth and the
beginnings of job creation. As the economy improves, we are winding down the
Troubled Assets Relief Program, and Congress is moving toward enacting the
strongest financial reforms since those that followed the Great
Depression. In fact, we are repairing our financial system at much lower cost
than anyone anticipated and expect to return hundreds of billions of dollars in
available but unused TARP resources to the American people. That is a rare
achievement in Washington."
FEDERAL
RESERVE CHAIRMAN BEN S. BERNANKE, APRIL 2, 2008:
"The
Federal Reserve and other government agencies have learned a great deal about
managing economic affairs since the Great Depression.... Financial
instability, which was not addressed by government...was a major contributor
both to the depression in the U.S. and abroad. I believe the difference today
is that we will address financial issues and try to maintain the integrity of
our financial system.... We will not let prices fall at 10% a year."
FORTUNE'S July 23, 2007 COVER:
"The
Greatest Economic Boom Ever"